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1. |
Despite All My Wage
04:25
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Long day in the wage cage
I can't wait to lay back and rest
I'm gonna relax and play games
Pass out and do it again
And I work hard to get paid
Yeah, not much but I get by
No time to complain though
The suns up so it's rise and shine
And I roll out of bed and get dressed
My soles shined and my shirt pressed
Big smile now, I'm looking sharp
But I got a feeling that things are looking fucked
Cause it might be a long drive ahead
So I tempt fate, by running all the reds
I lean back and cry "I wanna fucking die"
I'm trying crash the car before I head inside
Where I greet the big guy, firm shake
He pulls me aside and says, hey mate
Now you know you're a star, my number one
I got a job for you my son, listen up, 'cause
Tonight you have to stay back
And he dumped a stack into my lap
And when you're done with that, just one more task
Can you eat the shit directly from my...
Ask me anything
And I'll be there
Just tell me to jump
I'm up in the air
How high now sir?
I'll jump 'til it hurts
I'm here to serve
My time is cheap
And so's my fee
I won't ever sleep
No, it's for the weak
I'm at your feet
Until the grave
What better way to live
Than living like your fucking slave?
But hey, It's just another day on this gay Earth
Yeah I work like a slave but I gotta earn
Asked the man "When you gonna pay me what I'm worth?"
So he handed me a pocket full of wet dirt
"Take it wagie. Here you go, this is what you are."
"Know your place at the bottom of the shit pile."
So I did just what he said and took it all.
Every single bit of it. I took it all with a smile.
"This is it, it's your life, now watcha think?"
"Don't like it, too bad. Watcha gonna do, quit?"
"Gonna do something 'bout it, huh kid?"
"Nah, you and I both know you ain't gonna do shit"
"Now get back to the stack double quick"
"Little bitch, before I stiff you with a double shift"
Yes sir, whatever you wish
Ha! God damn, I love working for him
So just ask me anything
And I'll be there
Just tell me to jump
I'm up in the air
How high now sir?
I'll jump 'til it hurts now
'Cause I'm here to serve
My time is cheap
And so's my fee
I won't ever sleep
No, it's for the weak
So I'm at your feet
Until the grave
By the way, is it ok
If I take Christmas holidays? No? Fuck!
So the day's tough and the pay sucks
And yeah maybe they will say you're a wagecuck
But it's better than being a neet chud
Piece of shit, reject and retard
Even if we cannot keep up
We'll give it everything we've got
I'll let you in on a little secret
I'd do it all for free
But my name will be framed in the hall of greats
Employee of the month, with my smiling face
I'll do what it takes, cement my place
I'm gonna be the quickest fuckin’ rat in the race
Keep up the pace, Come on we've almost made it now
Don't stop, No taking breaks
Embrace the pain, Cause your glory awaits
So taste the flames and exclaim Hail Satan!
So just ask me anything
And I'll be there
Just tell me to jump
I'm up in the air
How high now sir?
I'll jump 'til it hurts now
My time is cheap
And so's my fee
I won't ever sleep
No, it's for the weak
So I'm at your feet
Until the grave
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2. |
Just Be Yourself
04:12
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Take a seat, grab a drink
Clear your head now, don't overthink
Feel the heat, Check your fit
Nice one bro, you look like shit
There she is, remember kid
She's more afraid of you than you are I think
(Dude that's spiders) Wait, what?
Shit, lemme check my script
Hair cut, button-down, chin up, chest out
Look into their eyes, don't stare too much now
Tight grip, ease up, play it cool, young buck
First impression now, one shot, don't flub
Try this, stop that, one drink, throw 'em back
Shit man, how many was that?
Keep track, don't slack, sit up and relax
(Panic got you manic and you're getting way off track)
Focus, get your mind on the locus
Now don't choke on the moment, bro
Just know this shit ain't hopeless
nah, It ain't over 'til the fat bitch sings her opus
(I don't think that's how that goes)
Who cares, she's staring, open with a joke
(I don't know any jokes) Fuck...ok
Well remember what they say kid
Just be yourself, that's what they say
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, the standard line
Just be yourself and everything will turn out fine
Straight up lie, I hear it all the time
Why? Maybe they believe it deep down inside
I don't know the machinations of their fucked up mind
Do they really think that shit flies, (yeah right)
Good advice, maybe I can try it on for size
And go outside with my dick hanging out to dry
Feels nice, look at me I'm a normal kinda guy
Howdy miss, would you like another slice of apple pie?
Bitch, I don't even like myself
Think I'd show someone else?
Drag 'em into my own hell, that'd go well
Golly gee, ma'am, yeah that'd be swell!
Come right in and take a look at my cell
Watch your step now, don't mind the smell
Oh something's off? Now how can you tell?
What about this nightmare's setting off bells, bitch?
Just be yourself, that's what they say
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, the standard line
Just be yourself and everything will turn out fine
Just be yourself, that old refrain
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, but I have to ask
What happens if myself is a huge fucking cunt?
What about then? Tell me now friend
How does my fairy tale end?
Am I the prince? Or will I get fucked like a bitch?
If the shoe fits, maybe I should wear that shit
Maybe that's it, Maybe I'm sick
Maybe I'm too fucked up to live
I'm not meant to win, Should I call it quits?
And make my exit? (come on, do a flip!)
My own happiness has ceased to exist
If I end it quick I can spare the sting
Of pain, regret and all the awful things
Take a walk in someone else's Timbs
So pull the pin, lean in, watch me spin
I'm on the brink, take no hostages
You watching kids? Neat trick, watcha think?
It's hot in here, I need more oxygen please!
Just be yourself, that's what they say
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, the standard line
Just be yourself and everything will turn out fine
Just be yourself, that old refrain
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, but I have to ask
What happens if myself is a huge fucking cunt?
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3. |
The Pump
03:44
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I'm sick, someone call the doctor quick
Please doc, I got a lot of pain within
And lately I'm aching under the weight of things
I won't make it, my patience is fading quick
'cause I'm flat, motivation paper thin
I'm shackled to the battlements of a brain prison
I'm taking shots at the thoughts that are breaking in
They got me shaking and I can't take it
Naked and afraid of the man I see
Anatomy shaped like a manatee
Tight squeeze in a game boy graphic tee
My knee caps doing battle with gravity
I cannot breathe when I sleep, it's a tragedy
And last week I made a scene at the movies
I shat my jeans, stacked it and two black teens
Snapped "ayo this nigga eating beans!"
Look fat, I don't wanna sugar-coat the facts
And have you choke on 'em, slow down, relax
I think it's better if I give it to you straight, quick
Tell you what I think, tell you what they shoulda told you as a kid
You're sick? Well the only cure is to lift
So pick it up (pick it up) if you want to live
Now hit the gym, fat bitch, give it everything
And don't stop (don't stop) 'til you're fucking ripped
Pump pump, get the pump
Gotta get my blood running, keep the pressure up
Feeling tight, feeling jacked and I wanna cum
Yeah, every single day I gotta get the pump
So, pump pump, get the pump
Gotta get my blood running, keep the pressure up
Feeling tight, feeling jacked and I wanna cum
Yeah, every single day I gotta get the pump
But man, I need a plan, don't know where to start
I need advice from guys who know their stuff
I head online, find a site and try to ask
Can anybody help me get big and buff?
Listen up, it's more than lifting bars
True strength's within, so lift with your heart
And you'll get far, Gee thanks mister!
No problem kid, Heil Hitler! (Based)
Hey, the secret is never letting the gains escape in the first place
Perspiration is wasted, save it
Tastes great the next day
And the benefits are amazing
Your cum? Say no more, son
You wanna make sure it don't hit the floor none
Don't spill a drop, get the lot into your system
Listen, your taste buds won't know what hit them
The routine's a breeze
Pygeum for Pre, Lecithin, L-Arginine
Yeah, add a little Maca for quality and a smattering of Zinc
If you wanna guarantee that High-T
Believe me, it's a seminal day
A teaspoon of cream, you'll never be the same
You want gains? There's no other way
You gotta pump that shit into your veins
Pump pump, get the pump
Gotta get my blood running, keep the pressure up
Feeling tight, feeling jacked and I wanna cum
Yeah, every single day I gotta get the pump
So, pump pump, get the pump
Gotta get my blood running, keep the pressure up
Feeling tight, feeling jacked and I wanna cum
Every single day I gotta make those...
Gains, starting today
I won't leave it late, no hesitation
Make friends with the pain, it'll take me places
Head down, ass up, yeah just embrace it
Aching for the pump, got my anus shaking
Take me to the limit, feel it in my basement
Squat so deep I can almost taste it
It tastes amazing!
Ain't no brakes, nah, I'm here to stay
So baste me like a chicken in your finest flavours
I feel the strain now, these nuts vibrating
Stand back I feel the cum stack activating
The Bis, The Tris, The Abs, The Traps
The Pecs, The Lats, The Delts, The Back
The Sides, The Thighs, The Quads, The Hams
The Glutes, The Glans, (Jelqed?) Jacked!
Pump pump, get the pump
Gotta get my blood running, keep the pressure up
Feeling tight, feeling jacked and I wanna cum
Yeah, every single day I gotta get the pump
So, pump pump, get the pump
Gotta get my blood running, keep the pressure up
Feeling tight, feeling jacked and I wanna cum
Yeah, every single day I gotta get the...
Pump pump, get the pump
Gotta get my blood running, keep the pressure up
Feeling tight, feeling jacked and I wanna cum
Yeah, every single day I gotta get the pump
Get the pump, gotta gotta get the pump
Gotta get my cock throbbing, keep the pressure up
Feeling tight, feeling jacked and I wanna cum
Yeah, Every single day I gotta get the pump
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4. |
Chivalry
05:52
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5. |
Apologise
04:55
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Apologise, all you gotta do is cry and apologise
All they want from you is to apologise
Head down to the ground, ass to the sky
Kiss the ring, quick now, won't say it twice
Quite the scene you've made, do you feel pride?
Everybody's stopped to watch and you have all eyes
Speak the words, sing 'em loud and say 'em right
Now rise it's time to -
Apologise, take back all the lies and apologise
Posting cringe online, think I wouldn't mind?
Down bad, see you mad in the replies
Did it all for the clout and the quick likes
Every sneed you've sown, you will reap thrice
Max cope doing damage to your hairline
Take it back, there's a chance if you do it right
Now rise it's time to -
Apologise for all your lies
Look me in the eyes now and mean it
Feel it, I don't believe it
Get down on your knees now and scream it
Apologise for all your crimes
Look me in the eyes now and mean it
Scream it, I don't believe it
On your hands and knees 'til your bleeding
Apologise for all your ties
Look me in the eyes now and mean it
You're bleeding, I don't believe it
Get down on your knees now and please it
Eyes fixed on the screen
You'll see what we mean
Not hard to believe
Repeat after me
Eyes fixed on the screen
You'll see what we see
Not hard to believe
Repeat after me
Now make amends for the shit you said but you never meant
Too late to say it was all pretend
Save face and take it on the chin
Maybe then we'll let you back in
But don't forget, the truth always wins
All your sins round your neck
Tightening, cut the thread, do it quick
Stand up, dust off, now ain't it grand?
They won't stop until they take all they can
Understand, I got your soul in my hands
Call me Prospero, you're my Caliban
We've got a handle on the mantle of command
Not a friend left to catch you when you land
Can't build trust on a bed of sand
It's time to make amends
Eyes fixed on the screen
You'll see what we mean
Not hard to believe
Repeat after me
Eyes fixed on the screen
You'll see what we see
Not hard to believe
Apologise for all your crimes
Look me in the eyes now and mean it
Scream it, I don't believe it
On your hands and knees 'til your bleeding
Apologise for all your ties
Look me in the eyes now and mean it
You're bleeding, I don't believe it
Get down on your knees now and please it
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6. |
Flesh: Introduction
00:56
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7. |
Flesh: Part I
05:51
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Your flesh is a relic
A mere vessel
Hand over your flesh
And a new world awaits you
One lapse in faith
Is all it takes
To wipe away
The gains we've made
One last embrace
Is all it takes
Push through the pain
Your gains await
So get down and pray
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8. |
Flesh: Part II
04:44
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9. |
Flesh: Part III
06:35
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