HMWH 2018 GOTY Edition

by Hard Men Working Hard

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Dogs 03:27
Here in my car I am starting to drink And I'm feeling alright Hey, is that a dog bite? In cars Here in my car Won't you please take a seat? I know it's cold on the street But hey, the rent's cheap In cars Here in my car Where my life is breaking down Will you blow into this please? 'cause I just drank Listerine In cars Here in my car I feel the wind in my face I can't eat any chocolate But liquors A-OK! In cars Here in the car I hope my owner comes back Because the windows are up And it's getting quite hot In cars Here in this car I don't have a license I can't even drive cars I am just a dog In a car
The Loli Con 03:05
Every now and then you come across someone online Whose palate is a little more refined than the average guy Like Digibro see, he's a prince of pederasty, A rap god, anime fancier, a connoisseur of cunny And he's making money off an audience of retards and half-breds Who can eat lead for all I care Anime was a mistake and I'm the eraser God save ya, I can't explain it No taste these guys, "No tits, no hips, no ass, damn fine" they'd say I swear that shit is fuckin gayer than prison rape But at least the gays have the decency to, say I don't know, fuck men their own age? 2D not pig disgusting is what they say And while it's just a drawing on a page The thing that makes you cum is that she's underaged "What about violent video games? They don't make you violent." Nice try guy but you wanted to fuck kids before you struck upon this shit, So I do not buy it "It's an outlet for my urges" Tell me when do we start the purge cause pedofags are a bunch retarded spergs and a scourge upon this earth "You're a philistine who runs on feels" And you're a pedophile who should be killed Or at least return to the hills, this ain't Kansas faggot so click your heels === I'm a big fan of jerking my cock to illustrations of little girls getting [STOP] === "Dick, understand this, I can't quit I'm up to my dick in A-cup tits And flat chested kids. I'm on the front lines of this shit" "So call me sick, if it'll help you sleep But I will fight for this, and when they call me creep I will remind them that they're all next in the crosshair and their loss here will mean a loss everywhere." "It starts with no more Boku No Pico freaks on the streets, then jokes about minorities Until it affects everything and everybody, Im sorry, I can't stand idly by while they take away my life I will fight for pedo rights til I die" What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Is he mentally compromised? Sean its time. Cut his line. Delete everything and set it all on fire. "There's nothing inherently wrong with imagining a toddler sliding up and down your dong, As long as they're not really there It's all in my mind and I'm in the clear" Your mind is fucked up, Now my ears need a good scrub after listening to you flap your tongue about how you like your pussy young. I'm sorry, a cunny is not honey and you're not a bee, actually you're a plague on society And were it up to me you'd be the first to see a noose and swing from a tree, Digi stop! === I'm a big fan of jerking my cock to illustrations of little girls getting [STOP] ===
No U 04:20
Party For Me 05:06
Fate twists and I'm here with you I never thought I would make it Shake hands with the Devil just to be with you again my baby Cracked lips are calling to you There's no chance to mistake it The sound of victory ringing in my ears it soothes so sweetly Take flight, get back and face it You, me and the sunset racing We'll never again be here to feel the wind, it's chill embracing Step up, breathe deep and place bets Lock eyes with the house forsaken All in, I've got nothing left to lose, this time it's me who takes it
Mundane Rap 03:24
​I got a tale of a quote unquote "man" who cried online and  no matter what he tried he couldnt get verified but Day after day he's slaving away making mundane shit he's ashamed of  its right there in his name cuz! At least it's truth in advertising right? But for the life of me I can't say why you'd wanna subscribe Just another member of the (((tribe))): the YouTube Commentariat With none of the charm or personality to thrive or carry it Scary how a jack of no trades and master of suckin' Can get a fucking play button for doing nothin' But runnin' his gluttonous mouth and rehashing the news for views Without insight or humour, a useless consumer of bandwidth A hand-width of empty space between his ears Fake tears and sweat beads and collects under his necks while he reads a form letter Show some fucking decorum you bed wetter Listen to your betters and get a clue Wiggity, wiggity (n*gger) Jesus Matt, you're a killer You better keep it down or they'll hear and come after your career what I'd say if there were any career to take But it's deader than Heath Ledger circa 2008 And I'd say you were edgy if you had any edges But you're so fat you can't remember when you last saw your pecker So try and cool it with the pedophilic apologism It really isn't the image you wanna be giving your kids, is it? MUNDANE MATT (Mundane Matt) HES A FALSE FLAGGING RAT (False flagging rat) AND HES GOT NO SACK (He's got no sack) JIM MADE SURE OF THAT CUMSTAIN MATT (Cumstain Matt) HE'S A FALSE FLAGGING SNITCH (False flagging snitch) AND HES GOT NO DICK (He's got no dick) NAH, HE'S A SOY FILLED BITCH (Hey, Matt) Lavon and Ajax, Sandy and Tonkin Tell me Matt, what do these names have in common? Relax before you false flag this rap I don't mean you ill-will, I just think you're a hack, yep A hack and a whore, a joke and a bore A rat and waste of cum That shouldn't be born, mistake and a snake And a sackless cunt Dad bodied, ad-blocking warrior, sorry sort, formless blob and gormless, mouth-breathing, neutral hot taker shilling patreon! Riding the fence 'til your pussy aches Backstabbing people while you cry in pain Trying to be neutral, keeping lies in your pocket The only thing you have in common with the Swiss is your love of chocolate But you lost it Any goodwill you had is long gone and it's never coming back You cracked, your rep's carcinoma,  time to reset your life 'cause your career is over Hang your head in shame and with any luck You can walk away but your name is mud You can apologize but it's never enough You talked tough big guy but we called your bluff And now you're crying tears Wait stop, hold up. Grab my violin. Sucks to be you cunt! But I say all that so I can say just this You're not irredeemable, you're just a piece of shit, Matt. MUNDANE MATT (Mundane Matt) HE'S A FALSE FLAGGING RAT (And he's fat, and he's...) AND HES GOT NO SACK (And that's a fact 'cause) JIM MADE SURE OF THAT (Ha! That's right, sing it) CUMSTAIN MATT (Cumstain Matt) HE'S A FALSE FLAGGING SNITCH (Tell me why, baby) AND HES GOT NO DICK (Hit me with it now) NAH, HE'S A SOY FILLED (Shit, sing it) MUNDANE MATT (Mundane) HE'S A FALSE FLAGGING RAT (Nice man tits) AND HES GOT NO SACK (Give em a squeeze, give em a...) RALPH MADE SURE OF THAT CUMSTAIN MATT (Cumstain) HE'S A FALSE FLAGGING SNITCH (Cumstain, now) AND HES GOT NO DICK (He's got no dick) NAH, HE'S A SOY FILLED BITCH (No Dick)
Yes U 05:16
Drill-Her 05:30
Don't mind me It's close to midnight and something alpha's lurking in the dark Under the moonlight you know that prepping’s just about to start You try to scream, but penis fills your mouth before you get to You start to freeze as the bull looks you right between the eyes He'll fuck your wife [Chorus ] He's gonna drill her, drill her right. His wife is gettin’ pounded by the bull loose in the house! He's gonna drill her, yeah fuck his wife And let him hold her hand while he'll just drill her, drill her, his wiiife. You hear your wife scream and realize the bull's about to cum You squeeze her warm hand and wonder if she’s gonna have a son You close your eyes and think ‘there’s nothing inherently wrong with this’ But all the while you hear the bull creepin' up behind, he says “clean up your wife” [Chorus] Alpha men call And the cucks start to talk in their facebook groups There's no escapin' the cock of the bull this time (so open wide) Present the men to your wife They're here to see her; there's people lining up outside Sit in the next room, unless you want the bulls to go in dry Now is the time for you to watch them cuddle close together All through the night they'll fuck her because you can't make her scream they'll make you see [Chorus] (He's gonna drill her tonight) [Monologue] Cuckness falls across the land The midnight hour is close at hand Alphas crawl in search of wives To liven up their dull sex lives And whosoever is not given The penis size for pleasing women Must kneel and face the cocks of bulls And prep them til their wives are full The foulest stench will deck the halls The funk of forty thousand balls And strangers in a hotel room Left gifts inside your woman’s womb And though you fight to stay together Your jimmies are well rustled For no beta male can resist The call of the cuckold
No Comment 03:50
Last Laugh 04:55
Makin' Hay 03:33
Last night I had a dream. I was walking through a field of green. All my fears disappeared and my debts wiped clean. I was living in the lap of luxury But when I woke up I knew something was wrong Everything I thought I had before was suddenly gone But I won't let my dreams be dreams no more I'm gonna say fuck it, grab the bull by the balls and I'll Get the money, get the paper, get the dosh I'll get lods of emone, I can buy what I want and I'll Get the scrilla, get the dollars, get the cash I'll get a pocket of shrapnel and a handful of clams And I'll be rolling in pennies and nickels a plenty I got dimes in my eyes and quarters on my mind I'm building my empire a single coin at a time I'm stacking em up high so everybody can admire I want a big house and a flashy car and a Trophy wife with a tight little cunt and a Private island where I can do what I want I'll spend the rest of my days just making her cum And I don't care how it comes to me, If I gotta spill a little blood, c'est la vie No price too high to reach the summit of dreams You gotta sacrifice 'cause nothing in life is free, you gotta... === Get That Bread Make That Hay I wanna be so rich it'll make you sick Buy and sell your life and make you my bitch Rise and Grind Overtime There's money to make and it won't make itself You gotta get your hands dirty if you want that wealth === I'll get the cheddar, get the moolah, get the ducats I got so much money I don't give a fuck I let my looks go, Getting by on a smile and a sick flow, telling chicks "Hey babe, I'm big on the dick show" A fat wallet to accompany my fat dick and fat tits, the fact is you don't have to be Brad Pitt to fuck a stacked bitch, it's the cash in your bank she finds attractive I wanna fly high and get fucked up Drinking brandy, getting handies from the stewardess with D-cups Getting loaded snorting coke right of her fat butt And bust a nut right in her face and laugh 'cause I'm a cunt? Yeah, but I'm a rich one. I'm gonna live fast and probably die young, It's what i want? nah, it's what I need son, You better stand back, I'm gonna get some I wanna climb the heights of the tallest tower And drag my nuts through the corridors of power I want supermodels giving me golden showers And dry myself off with egyptian cotton towels I wanna own a slave just to say I do Then buy him a slave so he can feel good too I wanna live the life of a Hollywood Jew I mean it in the nicest way though (please don't sue) I want Saudi prince shit in your mouth money Buy your daughter and turn her out money French rape-chateau, Bohemian Grove, Satanic banker with a penchant for underage hoes money Filthy rich is the way to live If this is Capitalism I could get used to it 'cause there's no feeling like holding a dollar over another And watching 'em squirm and suffer abuse for it I wanna be so rich I can buy your bitch And do some real sick shit while you look the other way, gotta... There's money to make and it won't make itself You gotta get your hands dirty if you want that wealth. === Get That Bread Make That Hay I wanna be so rich it'll make you sick Buy and sell your life and make you my bitch. Rise and Grind Overtime There's money to make and it won't make itself You gotta get your hands dirty if you want that wealth. === (I'm gonna be the king man, I'll get a motorcycle and a sleeping bag) (...and 10-15 girls, I'll get all the money in the world) (I'll make that money man. I'll roll those nickels.) (The game is mine. I deal the cards.)


Catch up with this collection of HMWH tracks from 2018.


released January 31, 2019

Produced by Hard Men Working Hard
Hard Men Working Hard (HMWH) is Zenki, Vys and Lakembra

Mixed and mastered by Zenki at Bad Pizza Studios, Melbourne, VIC, Australia

Cover art: HeHeSilly
Liner art: HeHeSilly, Wormwood and Clay Burton


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