Welcome to the far flung year of 20202020
We got plenty on the menu if you're ready
Line up for your daily dose of cockroach cum
Don't run motherfucker, we'll feed you whether you like it or not
Hot and tasty, ready and waiting
Open up for the invertebrate delicacy
We've got your name on a list of pay pigs
So say please and then just maybe...
Payment made via your brain chip?
(Wow!) What savings! (Oh!) So crazy!
Suck it down, savour the dopamine?
(Woah!) Oh Baby! (Yeah!) Amazing!
Feed me daddy, make it happen I'm a slave to
(My) My cravings, (God!) come sate me
Fuck around and take a look at what
You've made me, God save me
Body prepped for the set
Purebred, Chitin-fed
Fluorescent nutrients
Toned, Sculpted, Heaven-sent
Shell spent, Tears shed
Blood, Sweat, Triple threat
Mind wiped, Synthesised
Open wide, It's feeding time
Consume, Infuse
So many flavours of hell to choose
Old wounds, Brand new
The future is now the past exhumed
You can't refuse
Your body owned and your mind seduced
Your soul entombed
Entrapped within the faceless black cube!
I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never wear your chip
I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never be your, your, your-
Welcome to the club, we got everything you want
Knock knock, open up, hey are ya winning son?
Thanks Dad, this is rad, they got everything you said
I don't ever wanna leave, I don't want it all to end
Don't fret, this is it, got the serotonin drip
One click for a hit, It's a never ending trip
Oh shit? It's legit? Will it hurt? Will it sting?
Lie back, settle in, You won't feel a fucking thing
I can't wait to be a good boy
(Wow!) Hold still now, (Oh!) just enjoy
I want it all, I want to fill the void
(Woah!) Come play with (Yeah!) our new toys
But I can't hold it in no more
(My) Don't be shy, (God) Don't be coy
Scream if you want to be destroyed!
Body prepped for the set
Purebred, Chitin-fed
Fluorescent nutrients
Toned, Sculpted, Heaven-sent
Shell spent, Tears shed
Blood, Sweat, Triple threat
Mind wiped, Synthesised
Open wide, It's feeding time
I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never wear your chip
I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never be your, your, your-
I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never wear your chip
I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never be your, your bitch
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
It's not often you see a debut EP so beloved that fans still get lit when they hear a song from it in concert. That's how good this is. weirdschlongbox