Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do when they come for you?
Marching one by one, bodyguards in front
They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns
They'll smash down the doors of the big white house
They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf
Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do when they come for you?
Million dollar revolutionary guerillas
Playing the part of well trained and stone cold killers
It's a call-to-arms broadcast over twitter and they're bringing their best
Yeah, they're bringing heavy hitters
And they're not afraid to call you out and label you Hitler
They're not afraid to dress up in rainbow glitter
They're not afraid to knock over trash cans and litter
So you'd better watch out if you call someone a n-
Nazis, watch out - Sarah Silverman is out and about
Fascists, get down - Lena Dunham is here in town
Shitlords, you're next - Patton Oswalt has his boot on your neck
White man, you're through - Hollywood Military coming for you!
Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do when they come for you?
Marching one by one, bodyguards in front
They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns
They'll smash down the doors of the big white house
They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf
Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do when they come for you?
Rolling down the boulevarde, a marvelous parade of military might
A display of authority and violence
Silence! Meryl Streep just arrived
Who're you wearing Meryl? My god, It's to die for!
They're not afraid to bring you up on trumped up charges
Not afraid to string you up feet first from the rafters
They're not afraid to fuck you up and slash your tires
And gouge out your eyes and fucking skin you fucking alive
Nazis, you're dead. Kathy Griffin is losing her head
Homophobes (oh my), George Takei's gonna get his blood in your eye
Shitlords and Bullies, Amy Schumer is gonna show you her pussy
White man, disband, Ron Perlman has piss on his hands
Hollywood military, censor obscenity
Family friendly dream sponsored by your neighborhood pharmacy
Honesty policy? (No!) Not for them but for you and me
I gotta feeling that they're not who they claim to be
Jackboots marching in step
Your screams Grammy nominated
It's the Hollywood Military bitch, who'd you think it'd be?
So where you gonna run when they come for your family?
Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities
Through your television they'll stage their coup
They're here and they're queer and they're bringing up the rear
And they're fully choked up with their crocodile tears
They'll smash down the doors of every house
They're gonna save us all from all of ourselves
Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities
Where're you gonna run when they come for blood?
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