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LonelyFans (feat. Egg White)

from GOTY of the Year 2020 by Hard Men Working Hard

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Additional vocals by Egg White: twitter.com/1eggwhite

lyrics

All my friends, they laughed at me when I said
"I'd fuck this chick" but I don't care
You know my dick wants what it wants
So who the fuck am I to object?

Said "Get some standards
You hopeless romantic
You're frantically typing, sycophantically writing
Love letters to a girl who wouldn't glance even if you had a 9 inch cock"

Nicknamed me Lancelot
'Cause I'm always white-knighting thots
And I gotta lotta dollars to toss to get off
But is it really worth all that cost?

Huh, I guess not 'cause
I'm never gonna get her outta my thoughts
I know I'm lost and I can't change course
But it feels so good man. No Remorse

Here we go again
Everytime I think I'm out I'm pulled back in
Got a call from my dick, said "listen bitch-"
"You and I are gonna get the band back together again my friend"

"Long time no spend
Where have you been man, I thought you were dead"
Listen up dick, I told you that I quit
And I won't be tricked into giving up a cent

"But your pride and your dreams are the price of admission
A petty little fee to pay for all your wishes
A click and the screen shows you what you've been missing
A million women ready for the picking"

Damn, this shit is an addiction
And I'm relapsing in a self-made prison
Listen, it's the sound of unzipping
Burstin at the seams. God damn I'm skitzin'

Let me break down some game like an old magazine
It's the E Double G riding Cutlass Supreme
That girl that you're giving cheese, her love is not what it seems
Her text messages and tweets, acting sappy in VCs

Another man clapping her cheeks and damn it could be two or three
Cuz she's moving tactically, serving digital pussy
False personas that she hones to draw loners specifically
Tailor-made especially for men who have anxiety

Whose social game ain't strong
They keep on leeching on your salary for pics in thongs
And you know that you're acting wrong
But you're so lonely that you're willing to just keep moving on

You say "Well it's better than nothing"
But man I think that you're bluffing
Cuz the feedback loop you're causing
Only causing you more struggling

Cuz she really ain't committed and she will never be
Just watch how her love decrease should your cheddar cease
Another part of your heart and soul gon' rest in peace
It's better you accept my steeze

I'm in love with a girl online. She don't know my name
But I got her on my lonely mind all night and day
I'm in love with an e-girl man. Don't know how to feel
But it's like a fantasy, I can't believe it's real.

I'm in love, with a girl online. Is this a dream?
I know she'd never have the time for guys like me
But I'm in love and I'll make it work. This much is true
Babe please don't go, you know I'm always here for you

But Eggy all my friends
They don't know the half of it 'cause I love this chick
But then again, they say the heart wants what it wants
So who the fuck are they to object?

Said get a grip you dumb prick, are you thick?
Romantically tripping on your dick
While a bitch is getting rich off your sick fixation
And we can't take it!

Face it, you are never gonna make it
You're getting raped daily just making payments
And you're chasing a dream that's fake and gay
You gotta wake up before it's too late

(Yeah) Pretty fucking tricky for a 5 like me
To find the 9 I need in this kinda scene
So I'm looking for a 3
Precipitously free falling standards got me begging you, please

When's it gonna end, man?
Every new girl is a new best friend
And every new spread is a new dead end
I'm lost and in debt and hanging by a thread but it snapped

Head spinning I feel dizzy
My thoughts swimming, indecision got me feeling torn
Is it really worth the dick frisson?
Got caught slipping and I'm back to the beginning

So please, Eggy. I'm down on my knees, tell me
How do I break free when the chains are too heavy
And how do I stand when my feet are unsteady?
And how do I live when I feel dead already?

I don't wanna be a coomer but I can't avoid the lure
I don't wanna be impure but I'm living in a sewer
And I gotta my head outta the gutter
But I love her too much so just fuck my shit up

You don't even know what love is, You just infatuated
Cause that photoshop bitch keep sending you pics for masturbation
That ho so dirty by my calculations that even after all your payments
That bitch coochie still ain't sanitated

The longer you won't amputate this it exacerbates it
While you're out here suicidal she's drowning in conversation
Even if you send in hella cheese there's new highs that she's chasing
Which means new guys and new places putting new dick in her face

It's really quite the shame I wish that I could give a nice solution
I used to get dissed as well 'til i started counting moolah
Just ask yourself - would you go diving in the sewer?
These e-girls stink like manure and they're flaky like a sunburned nudist

Just get your head right and I know that you can do this
Break your chains just like a revolution, simp to pimp that's evolution
Walk towards the light and out of this illusion
The fog is clear, the dawn is near, stop funding online e-girl prostitution!

I'm in love with a girl online
She doesn't know my name but I will make her mine
I'm in love with an e-girl man
I swear it's real love, I'm more than just a fan

I'm in love with a girl online
I know she'd love me too if she would give me the time
I'm in love and it's real and true
And I'll make her see if it's the last thing I do

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from GOTY of the Year 2020, released January 29, 2021

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