I'm a straight guy and I got straight pride
Don't want no thick, warm dick in my backside
I like straight times like grilling with the guys
And cracking open a cold one, yeah that's the shit I desire

I love the... straight shit, like dancing to the beat
When I'm topless at the club in the summer heat
I love the straight songs by my boy Elton John
I play him when I'm making love baby, all night long

'Cause I'm a straight man and I got straight friends
Don't want no chicks interfering with our straight plans
We got straight hobbies like eating biscuits soggy
Slather on that sauce, I want it in my body

And Bodybuilding? (yeah) That's it, you feel me?
Straightest shit there ever is and you know I ain't kidding
Guy Heaven's where it's at, Come spot me on the rack
Hey, check my glutes bro there's nothing gay about that

Yo, No Homo bro but you know that you got a nice rump
You up for some amateur wrestling after the pump?
Lemme oil your thighs so they dont rub too much
I know a club where we can go and spar all night 'til its shut

Then it's back to mine for some one on one time
Check out my meat, I'm cooking it all up tonight for you
A couple hot dogs and a couple of brews
A recipe for messy eating's how I like it, how about you?

Come on and fill me up, I never spill a drop
I wanna taste your cock-tail frankfurt, nice and hot
I can feel my heart throb but I don't ever wanna stop
Keep on eating 'til I pop then it's time to swap

But it's up to you if you want a taste too
We got nothing to prove, we got nothing to lose
It's fine take your time, we're just two straight guys
Having straight dinner like straight guys do sometimes

I'm just a straight guy living a straight life
I'm out and proud and I ain't ever gonna hide
We're just two straight guys having a straight time
Before you come, I need to know if you got straight pride

Straight Pride? Hell yeah I got it
And I'm coming out in style from the straight closet
Far too long, my straight roots have gone un-watered
Lemme drink up all your straightness from your straight faucet

If you got straight pride then I am by your side
All the colours of the straight flag are flying high
Fuck what they say, I ain't living a lie
Straight life bitch, yeah, until the day I die

If you're a straight guy then now's your time
Every straighty grab your lady, look her in the eyes
And tell her "Baby, I'm so straight I wanna cry"
And kiss her like you kiss your bro, hey that's normal right?

(Look) I'm straight, ok. So that means I'm not gay
Why would you think I'm gay? I'm swear I'm not gay
I like fucking women, yeah pussy is what I slay
I love fucking men too but in a straight way

I want pussy, I want pussy, I want pussy, I want cum
Wait, I mean to say pussy, I want pussy in my bum
Wait, I mean not in my bum, I mean in my palm
I want your rock hard pussy squirting on my tongue

I wanna feel your stubble of your cheek when you're kissing my neck
And taking me from behind, slide your pussy down my crack
I want feel your pussy in me baby, so damn deep
I've never felt a pussy like it girl I can't believe it

'Cause I'm just a straight guy living a straight life
I'm out and proud and I ain't ever gonna hide
We're just two straight guys having a straight time
Before you come, I need to know if you got straight pride

Oh I'm just a straight guy and I got a little straight pride
I know it's hard but I can always be your straight guide
Will you come with me, keep me warm throughout the late night?
Don't be afraid, everybody always cries their first time