GOTY of the Year 2020

by Hard Men Working Hard

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Therac-25 Whole album is solid. But best track is the one with Eggy obviously. Favorite track: LonelyFans (feat. Egg White).
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Joshua I love this CD because Manlet gets me. Favorite track: Manlet.
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d i've listened to this album hundreds of times sober, but only had the courage to buy it while intoxicated Favorite track: CHINAVIRUS.
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1.
Feeding Time 04:22
Welcome to the far flung year of 20202020 We got plenty on the menu if you're ready Line up for your daily dose of cockroach cum Don't run motherfucker, we'll feed you whether you like it or not Hot and tasty, ready and waiting Open up for the invertebrate delicacy We've got your name on a list of pay pigs So say please and then just maybe... Payment made via your brain chip? (Wow!) What savings! (Oh!) So crazy! Suck it down, savour the dopamine? (Woah!) Oh Baby! (Yeah!) Amazing! Feed me daddy, make it happen I'm a slave to (My) My cravings, (God!) come sate me Fuck around and take a look at what You've made me, God save me Body prepped for the set Purebred, Chitin-fed Fluorescent nutrients Toned, Sculpted, Heaven-sent Shell spent, Tears shed Blood, Sweat, Triple threat Mind wiped, Synthesised Open wide, It's feeding time Consume, Infuse So many flavours of hell to choose Old wounds, Brand new The future is now the past exhumed You can't refuse Your body owned and your mind seduced Your soul entombed Entrapped within the faceless black cube! I don't wanna live in a pod I don't wanna eat any bugs I don't wanna drink that shit And I will never wear your chip I don't wanna live in a pod I don't wanna eat any bugs I don't wanna drink that shit And I will never be your, your, your- Welcome to the club, we got everything you want Knock knock, open up, hey are ya winning son? Thanks Dad, this is rad, they got everything you said I don't ever wanna leave, I don't want it all to end Don't fret, this is it, got the serotonin drip One click for a hit, It's a never ending trip Oh shit? It's legit? Will it hurt? Will it sting? Lie back, settle in, You won't feel a fucking thing I can't wait to be a good boy (Wow!) Hold still now, (Oh!) just enjoy I want it all, I want to fill the void (Woah!) Come play with (Yeah!) our new toys But I can't hold it in no more (My) Don't be shy, (God) Don't be coy Scream if you want to be destroyed! Body prepped for the set Purebred, Chitin-fed Fluorescent nutrients Toned, Sculpted, Heaven-sent Shell spent, Tears shed Blood, Sweat, Triple threat Mind wiped, Synthesised Open wide, It's feeding time I don't wanna live in a pod I don't wanna eat any bugs I don't wanna drink that shit And I will never wear your chip I don't wanna live in a pod I don't wanna eat any bugs I don't wanna drink that shit And I will never be your, your, your- I don't wanna live in a pod I don't wanna eat any bugs I don't wanna drink that shit And I will never wear your chip I don't wanna live in a pod I don't wanna eat any bugs I don't wanna drink that shit And I will never be your, your bitch
2.
Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities Watcha gonna do when they come for you? Marching one by one, bodyguards in front They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns They'll smash down the doors of the big white house They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities Watcha gonna do when they come for you? Million dollar revolutionary guerillas Playing the part of well trained and stone cold killers It's a call-to-arms broadcast over twitter and they're bringing their best Yeah, they're bringing heavy hitters And they're not afraid to call you out and label you Hitler They're not afraid to dress up in rainbow glitter They're not afraid to knock over trash cans and litter So you'd better watch out if you call someone a n- Nazis, watch out - Sarah Silverman is out and about Fascists, get down - Lena Dunham is here in town Shitlords, you're next - Patton Oswalt has his boot on your neck White man, you're through - Hollywood Military coming for you! Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities Watcha gonna do when they come for you? Marching one by one, bodyguards in front They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns They'll smash down the doors of the big white house They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities Watcha gonna do when they come for you? Rolling down the boulevarde, a marvelous parade of military might A display of authority and violence Silence! Meryl Streep just arrived Who're you wearing Meryl? My god, It's to die for! They're not afraid to bring you up on trumped up charges Not afraid to string you up feet first from the rafters They're not afraid to fuck you up and slash your tires And gouge out your eyes and fucking skin you fucking alive Nazis, you're dead. Kathy Griffin is losing her head Homophobes (oh my), George Takei's gonna get his blood in your eye Shitlords and Bullies, Amy Schumer is gonna show you her pussy White man, disband, Ron Perlman has piss on his hands Hollywood military, censor obscenity Family friendly dream sponsored by your neighborhood pharmacy Honesty policy? (No!) Not for them but for you and me I gotta feeling that they're not who they claim to be Jackboots marching in step Your screams Grammy nominated It's the Hollywood Military bitch, who'd you think it'd be? So where you gonna run when they come for your family? Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities Through your television they'll stage their coup They're here and they're queer and they're bringing up the rear And they're fully choked up with their crocodile tears They'll smash down the doors of every house They're gonna save us all from all of ourselves Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities Where're you gonna run when they come for blood?
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Manlet 02:48
Four foot, Five foot Six foot, Seven foot Eight foot, Nine foot Ten feet tall Tell me please if you can, Mr Mirror The man with the answers, on the wall Eleven foot, Twelve foot Thirteen, Fourteen Fifteen, Fuck it A hundred feet more All I wanna know is who is the tallest The tallest of them all? I wanna be a big boy I wanna be tall I wanna be a big guy Don't wanna feel small I wanna be a big boy I wanna be tall I wanna be a big guy Don't wanna feel small Don't wanna be a manlet I'm not a manlet I only date guys that are nine foot five Ew gross, you're five nine? That should really be a crime Hey bitch, that's the average height for guys! Whatever you say, kid Whatever helps you sleep at night I'm really getting tired of this shit If I were higher Nobody would try to speak to me like I'm a newborn Oh look babe, he's so small and sweet When he tried to act big So cute, he thinks he's human! I wanna be a big boy I wanna be tall I wanna be a big guy Don't wanna feel small I wanna be a big boy I wanna be tall I wanna be a big guy Don't wanna feel small Don't wanna be a manlet I'm not a manlet Don't wanna be a manlet I'm not a manlet
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All my friends, they laughed at me when I said "I'd fuck this chick" but I don't care You know my dick wants what it wants So who the fuck am I to object? Said "Get some standards You hopeless romantic You're frantically typing, sycophantically writing Love letters to a girl who wouldn't glance even if you had a 9 inch cock" Nicknamed me Lancelot 'Cause I'm always white-knighting thots And I gotta lotta dollars to toss to get off But is it really worth all that cost? Huh, I guess not 'cause I'm never gonna get her outta my thoughts I know I'm lost and I can't change course But it feels so good man. No Remorse Here we go again Everytime I think I'm out I'm pulled back in Got a call from my dick, said "listen bitch-" "You and I are gonna get the band back together again my friend" "Long time no spend Where have you been man, I thought you were dead" Listen up dick, I told you that I quit And I won't be tricked into giving up a cent "But your pride and your dreams are the price of admission A petty little fee to pay for all your wishes A click and the screen shows you what you've been missing A million women ready for the picking" Damn, this shit is an addiction And I'm relapsing in a self-made prison Listen, it's the sound of unzipping Burstin at the seams. God damn I'm skitzin' Let me break down some game like an old magazine It's the E Double G riding Cutlass Supreme That girl that you're giving cheese, her love is not what it seems Her text messages and tweets, acting sappy in VCs Another man clapping her cheeks and damn it could be two or three Cuz she's moving tactically, serving digital pussy False personas that she hones to draw loners specifically Tailor-made especially for men who have anxiety Whose social game ain't strong They keep on leeching on your salary for pics in thongs And you know that you're acting wrong But you're so lonely that you're willing to just keep moving on You say "Well it's better than nothing" But man I think that you're bluffing Cuz the feedback loop you're causing Only causing you more struggling Cuz she really ain't committed and she will never be Just watch how her love decrease should your cheddar cease Another part of your heart and soul gon' rest in peace It's better you accept my steeze I'm in love with a girl online. She don't know my name But I got her on my lonely mind all night and day I'm in love with an e-girl man. Don't know how to feel But it's like a fantasy, I can't believe it's real. I'm in love, with a girl online. Is this a dream? I know she'd never have the time for guys like me But I'm in love and I'll make it work. This much is true Babe please don't go, you know I'm always here for you But Eggy all my friends They don't know the half of it 'cause I love this chick But then again, they say the heart wants what it wants So who the fuck are they to object? Said get a grip you dumb prick, are you thick? Romantically tripping on your dick While a bitch is getting rich off your sick fixation And we can't take it! Face it, you are never gonna make it You're getting raped daily just making payments And you're chasing a dream that's fake and gay You gotta wake up before it's too late (Yeah) Pretty fucking tricky for a 5 like me To find the 9 I need in this kinda scene So I'm looking for a 3 Precipitously free falling standards got me begging you, please When's it gonna end, man? Every new girl is a new best friend And every new spread is a new dead end I'm lost and in debt and hanging by a thread but it snapped Head spinning I feel dizzy My thoughts swimming, indecision got me feeling torn Is it really worth the dick frisson? Got caught slipping and I'm back to the beginning So please, Eggy. I'm down on my knees, tell me How do I break free when the chains are too heavy And how do I stand when my feet are unsteady? And how do I live when I feel dead already? I don't wanna be a coomer but I can't avoid the lure I don't wanna be impure but I'm living in a sewer And I gotta my head outta the gutter But I love her too much so just fuck my shit up You don't even know what love is, You just infatuated Cause that photoshop bitch keep sending you pics for masturbation That ho so dirty by my calculations that even after all your payments That bitch coochie still ain't sanitated The longer you won't amputate this it exacerbates it While you're out here suicidal she's drowning in conversation Even if you send in hella cheese there's new highs that she's chasing Which means new guys and new places putting new dick in her face It's really quite the shame I wish that I could give a nice solution I used to get dissed as well 'til i started counting moolah Just ask yourself - would you go diving in the sewer? These e-girls stink like manure and they're flaky like a sunburned nudist Just get your head right and I know that you can do this Break your chains just like a revolution, simp to pimp that's evolution Walk towards the light and out of this illusion The fog is clear, the dawn is near, stop funding online e-girl prostitution! I'm in love with a girl online She doesn't know my name but I will make her mine I'm in love with an e-girl man I swear it's real love, I'm more than just a fan I'm in love with a girl online I know she'd love me too if she would give me the time I'm in love and it's real and true And I'll make her see if it's the last thing I do
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One, two, three Stack 'em up six feet deep Counting 'em up like sheep Singing to hide the screams And I said... Now do you all hear that sound? Coming from down underground? I hear the toll of the bell It's time to send them to hell I said E-Girls get the bullet There really isn't any nice way to put it You gotta put your foot down sometimes (Facts) Some brats deserve to die I said E-Girls get the rope Sorry guys, you know I tried, it's how it goes I wish it didn't have to be this way But some tolls have just gotta be paid (Tell 'em boys!) I said E-Girls get the bullet There really isn't any nice way to put it You gotta put your foot down sometimes Some brats deserve to die I said E-Girls get the noose It don't matter if they're trad or if they're loose I wish it didn't have to be this way But some tolls have just gotta be paid, paid, paid You just line 'em up one by one No stragglers, don't matter if they're ready or not We're building a wall put of these fucking thots And there's a lot more work to do where that came from And I said... Who's crying? Bitch, it ain't the time Save your tears for the ditch where you'll be lying Suck it up, wipe your eyes and get back in line It's time for your shower, now get inside You know it has to be done You know you've had a good run You've had your time in the sun Now suck the end of my gun! I said E-Girls get the bullet There really isn't any nice way to put it You gotta put your foot down sometimes (Facts) Some brats deserve to die I said E-Girls get the noose It don't matter if they're trad or if they're loose I wish it didn't have to be this way But some trolls have just gotta get laid (Sing it boys!) E-Girls get the chair You really could not pay me to care I gotta put my foot down this time (Noice) No more Mr Nice Guy I said E-Girls get the blade Ryujin no ken wo kurae I wish it didn't have to be this way But some tolls have just gotta be paid, paid, paid
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Intermission 02:04
7.
CHINAVIRUS 07:00
Hold up, wait did you all hear sumn? Is it true we're gonna die from a Chinese gun? Pozzed up with some kind of bat soup cum? I'm not ready to die yet, I'm still so young No fun, now look what you've done I'm just trying to shit so why you harshing my buzz? I got one roll left and then I'm out of luck And I'll then have to start trying to waffle stomp Shit, wait, What did he just say? A hundred million new cases every day? And no cure, no hope and all we got is faith? So get inside and hide and pray it all away? Well that's gay but what choice can I make? I got two fat shits sitting on my plate I either stay in place and go slowly insane Or take a chance outside and get Asian AIDS God damn, Chang, why you gotta be like this? I thought we were tight, I was the white to your rice, shit You're making me rethink the price of friendship Got all this tension, no happy ending? I swear the test kit you sent was empty I'm betting you never thought I would bother to check it Don't tell me I'm crazy Chang, don't tempt me I'm fretting and sweating and getting a light head, please I'm trying to breathe but I can't find the breeze My fever starting to climb above the high 90's And I'm spiralling, is it finally Now my time to leave and go quietly? Fuck that, no bat's ever gonna stop me And no mere cough's ever gonna drop me Oh fuck, help, Chang, the cough has got me! Chang help please! First light and the bag is on my mind Clear head and my eyes are on the prize Don't wait, too late, gotta cut the line No chance, it's the man: Access Denied Head back, prep for another attack Hit 'em hard, hit 'em fast, hold nothing back No mercy, take everything they have Hey Miss, your shit, put it in the bag Let's split, bail with the bag equipped No trace in the place, left not a drip The prize zip locked tight, safe on my hip I dive headfirst back into the whip Job done, end of another run Watcha get? Spill it out, count up the sum One roll? That's it, now our time has come And I feel despair filling up my lungs Move bitch! You don't want this I got a syringe of bleach and I'll use it So get your hands off the bag if you wanna live I'm crazy, lady, don't test me Maintain distance of fifty feet Back up please 'cause I just can't breath Hey this dude got no mask You freak! Man, don't you know we're all diseased? Who coughed? Someone please call the cops! We gotta put a stop to this liberty stuff You know China had an idea, we should wall you up We're just trying to save lives at any cost God damn, no freedom, that gets me off And no boot will ever be clean enough Hey Officer, can I suck your cock? 'Cause I don't ever want this lock down to stop Ohh! Mr Round Eye Gweilo Want a Number 4 bat soup bowl with a large fry-ry, no? Want a pizza, want a burger, want a ventilator too? Here bomb, fuck you boy! China number one! You American dumb Got a hundred million mask from you fat man Trump Very good man Mr Jinping, very smart Make the virus go away, make the death rate none Ohh! Mr Pig-face burnt rice Wanna buy a test kit? You get very good price 100K bulk, buy now, give the money Good customer, you get the virus for free China very strong and America wrong Super Power no match, very no Taiwan Pig dog butter face, get no won ton You lose now small dick, China won! You don't want no trouble, make a double order real quick You sick ghost pig, don't wait for this You better buy and tip, Five star review No four, it's bad luck, No good, fuck you! Eating finger lickin' fetus, lock you in a prison Never seen again if you say bad thing Winnie the Who? Tiananmen Where? Mouth zipped so tight, call me zipperhead Spitting on your chicken, never missing I no listen politicians when they say "that's bad", fuck that I'm Chinaman and now this my land You die, no children, broken branch China no sick now streets are empty Baby smile and Grandma so happy Curve so flat like Ms China booty You no like china virus? Sue me! Locked up tight, intubated I lie here dying, lungs are failing My friends and family came to pay Their respects before I pass away And although I'll likely die in pain Begging for relief all night and day Screaming 'til you can no longer take it At least they'll never call me racist It's amazing, Zero cases After 80K, Nothing shady China really is the greatest Everybody sing their praises Did they pay me just to say this? 'Course they didn't, don't be crazy By the way let me just say That Taiwan ain't a real place [Ancient Chinese Proverb]
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A collection of all HMWH tracks from 2020.

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released January 29, 2021

Hard Men Working Hard is Zenki, Vys and Lakembra

Mixed and mastered by Zenki at Bad Pizza Studios, Melbourne, VIC, Australia

Cover art by Lampblakk (twitter.com/Lampblakkk)

Track 4 - LonelyFans (feat. Egg White) - Additional vocals by Egg White: twitter.com/1eggwhite

Track 8 - Rewind (HMWH Remix) - Original track by Blame it on Leo: blameitonleo.bandcamp.com/track/rewind

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